confused? So am i.
It might seem confusing at first. However, the concept is simple. As we mentioned in the lobby, we’re an imaginary, digital museum that showcases stylized representations of both historically accurate artifacts & relics from folklore and mythology.
We understand not everything here matches the history books or exists in our physical reality. But why should that mean it isn’t real?
The Museum lives only in an online digital space. It may look like a storybook and feel like a video game, but as of now, it lives only on this website. New exhibits will be opened at least once a month, so we encourage you to check back often so you don’t miss out. We do post community updates, bonus content, and fun little behind the scenes videos on various social medias, so be sure to follow along with us there.
We encourage you, the visitor of our fine gallery, to engage with your own child-like wonder and imagination, and experience history and magic in a unique, immersive way. Our tagline is ‘Suspend your disbelief’. We implore you to do so.
Meet the staff!
Leading experts in whimsical pseudo-sciences & passionate revisionist historians
Here, you'll get an exclusive glimpse into the incredible minds behind our exhibits and collections. Our team of experts is committed to providing an unparalleled experience for visitors of all ages, bringing history and magic to life in a way that's engaging, educational, and unforgettable.
Head Curator
Elijah Sheffield
Lead curator and owner of the museum, Mr. Sheffield is the designer of the museum, artist, and writer behind it all. He's also the only real human in this lineup.
Paleontologist
Sally Bone
Dr. Sally Bone is a gifted paleontologist, identifying over 40 new mythical species this year alone. She is our resident skeleton expert.
Expert in Enchanted Objects
Franklin Magic
Among the first to attain a PhD in Natural Magic Studies, Dr. Magic's expertise helps us to identify and understand some of our more unique collections.
Archaeologist
Tommy Adventure
Dr. Tommy Adventure is your typical swashbuckling archaeologist, jetting around the world digging up treasures and cracking his whip at bad guys.
Resident Historian
Jonathan History
Sir Jonathan History joined the team from Scotland, leaving his estate to come and study mystical relics for us. He enjoys his new home but admits he misses the dreary weather.
Cryptozoologist
Billy Monster
Making each of us prove we were not skinwalkers in his interview, Dr. Monster is far and away our most passionate team member.